Open Thread for Wednesday
On this day in 1947, Hillary Rodham Clinton, First Lady of the United States and Senator from New York was born.A year ago today we blogged about Dennis Zine Flip-Flopping and speaking about LAPD ambushes
Posted by Anonymous @ 10/26/2005 07:00:00 AM
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Hooray and Happy Birthday to Ms. Clinton.
As a gift I want to give her the books "Kama-sutra" and "The Joy of Sex".
I'll even bookmark the pages where it shows how to perform fellatio.
Well, I didn't think it was neccessary, He can eat my kitty anytime, If you know what I mean. (Wink, Wink)
And actually giving her these tools will be important when she goes for President so "Big Bill" can be sexually satisfied!
If I'm not mistaken "cunning lingus" is IRA slang for having a witty verbal response when caught with your pants down in the back room of the local pub.
And Hillary should think of this quote from "Sex and the City"
About Fellatio and Power:
"Just because you are on your knees, YOU've got HIM by the balls!" and my favorite.
"Whoever holds the dick, holds the power"
Not just good for bed, this works wonders in Politics!
Who KNEW Monica Lewinsky could read.
Unfortunately for the next presidential nominee of the Democratic Party, who may very well be a capable leader, this is just the kind of sniggering chatter that's going to follow her in any future political aspirations -- ever step of the way. And there isn't a thing she or anyone else can do about it.
No use crying over spilt... um (never mind).
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